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had the most anger-inducing date (to date)

You know when you say yes to a subsequent date because they were just SO nice you feel bad about saying no? Well. I should have said, "Haha no, thanks for playing! Here's your coffee mug consolation prize." Instead I said yes, and the following ensued. It really boils down to 3 things he said which pissed me off beyond belief: 1. "What are you thinking about?" Now. It wasn't so much what  he said so much as how many times he said it and the number of times he said it (which was 4 times in the span of 10 minutes). The first time he asked this question earned him a befuddled smile and a, "Oh, not really anything." The third time he asked, this went through my head . When he asked a forth time, I returned with, "Not much, what are you thinking about?" "Oh, I'm just thinking about how pretty you are." Maybe he mistook my expression of disbelief and WTF as enthralment at his compliment. Clearly I had been hoping for
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did an epic cave adventure

We stood around in a semi circle, the six of us who paid $200 for the whole kit and caboodle. We were dressed to the nines in our thermal undershirts and slightly damp wetsuits. "So, who's been surfing before?" the guide asked. He was a wiry man, with a friendly, sun-weathered face. I raised my hand tentatively, glancing around at everyone else. Nope, just me. "So you know what to do if you're cold?" "Pee in your suit," I said with a shrug. It was obviously the answer he was looking for, so there was no point in sounding embarrassed about it. He laughed, amused by what I could only assume was my lack of hesitancy. "You got it!" Then began the long ride out to the cave we were going to explore. To recap, we're wearing still-damp wetsuits, cramped in a fairly small minivan, being shuttled for a 30 minute drive out to the cave. But these were not regular wet wetsuits, oh no. These were wetsuit overalls, with a wetsuit jacket
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